Darkrest Academy.

"Ok then let the great magician Dash make you sandwich fantasy's come true. Unummulitic. wait that doesn't sound like it should" he shrugged off the mistake because he had in fact duplicated his sandwich. He handed the little girl the original sandwich and took the duplicate. "See i told i co......" he paused thinking he had heard something.

she sniffed the sandwhich quite not sure about it, when she was about to take it she saw how dash paused and perked up her ears and flicked one , she tilted her head. <3 she made a loveable look and bit into sandwhich, chewed swallowed. "so..where you going for your break?" yes she was a curious little thing.

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"Eeeeey! Kid! You messed up that spell!"
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Was that coming from the sadwhich? "You made two but you gave one a voice! You're not very good at this at all!"
Oh, boy.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

Araneus stood there for a second, in shock. And then he was leaning against the wall, cackling with (decidedly derogatory) laughter.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Void stood back and watched. a small smile on his face. A talking sandwich, well that was novel.

She jumped back eyes wide with just a Surprised

face on her. This made her drop her own sandwhich and she thought she heard laughing. She ran away from Dash and hid behind a random person, this person happened to be void

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Void's small size made hiding behind him somewhat redundant. The he sighed "there, there, it's alright."

He paused for a moment, Are you still going to eat that? because one more voice isn't really going to bother me and I hate to see food go to waste." surprisingly this was Void still talking, not one of his other voices.

"Hey zip it lunch I set out to make two sandwiches and i did just because you can talk it just means i must really be a great magician. Now shut up he gave the sandwich a smack." He head Void ask the qestion "No I am still going to eat it its still a good sandwich." He turned back around "hey where did that girl go." Dash was not blind he just lacked the attention span to notice when she ran behind Void.

Araneus shook his head, trying to compose himself. He stood up again, and gave out one final chuckle, before he asked himself a question. If Dash did indeed decide to eat the sandwich...

Did talking sandwiches feel pain?

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"No, it means you're a terrible magician. Causing extra effects could be bad! Jeeze. You couldn't spell yourself out of a wet paper bag." The sandwhich then proceeded to laugh at the boy.
Alcyone, by that point, was laughing so very hard.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

"Perhaps you're not so intelligent after all," Araneus told the sandwich with a smirk, "If you have to repeat me."

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"You've said nothing since I've come into sentience, boy, just laughed like a hyena." The sanwich spat, bits of tuna speckling Dash's clothes now.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

"Who knew tuna was so testy?" Said one of Void's voices
"I don't know maybe it gets the attitude from the bread." Replied another.

A third Voice could be heard facepalming, regardless of it's lack of hands...or a face.

she looked down at the person she was randomely hiding behind. "scuse me?" oO she took a step back from the boy. The people here were crazy, nice it seems,but still crazy. A smile spread on her face again. She liked these people.

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"Don't you dare talk that way to me, sandwich!" Araneus shouted, storming towards the item of food.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." - Friedrich Nietzsche