Favourite quotes

The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

-- Discworld wildlife (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."

-- Death is obviously not a dog person (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

Yay! Kitties!

"One day cats will rule the world. The only thing stopping them is piles of clean laundry and basks in the sun."
Me
XD

I cheated. XP

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

(two can play at that game)

"Of course it's a good idea! I thought of it!" or "Of course it's a good idea! when will you learn that all of my ideas are good ones?

-Me

And now for an amusing quote from a book i just purchased

"It's good to shut up sometimes."
-Internationally aclaimed mime, Marcel Marceau

"I'm told I don't know what not to say in public. I'm sorry but if something's on my mind I'm just going to say it! Oh wow, I stated that the only places without gift cards are morgues! Was it my fault the pharmacy happened to be full of elderly people?"
- Only part of my rant on my being candid XD

Lol

Want talionnnnnnn *resists going and starting the book again.*

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

Don't forget to eat your vegetables. And don't pet any burning dogs.
-words of wisdom from my older brother
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A facebook discussion with a friend of mine, Dan:

Dan:could you be any more awesome?
Me: could I be more Awesome?....only if i was a pirate...with a shotgun...fighting zombie-ninjas...in space
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat Smile

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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AFPer: We've missed you, did you miss us? TP: Yes, but I think I have time to reload. Smile

-- Terry returns to a.f.p. after a temporary absence. (Terry Pratchett and an AFPer, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

-- Terry defending his solution to the Monty Hall problem. (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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'They can ta'k our live but they can never ta'k our freedom!' Now there's a battle cry not designed by a clear thinker...

-- Braveheart (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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I've always thought the Patrician is a party animal. Can you imagine waking up next day and remembering all those witty things you said and did, and then realising that he was listening?

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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It's an old magical principle -- it's even filtered down into RPG systems -- that magic, while taking a lot of effort, can be 'stored' -- in a staff, for example. No doubt a wizard spends a little time each day charging up his staff, although you go blind if you do it too much, of course.

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine -- once. Like the Borg, they learn...

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

"Never wound, what you can't kill." Venom. Spider man 3
"I like being bad. It makes me happy." Venom. Spider man 3

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The dark side has cookies... and on tuesdays we bake brownies...

what idiot said that revenge is a dish best served cold?
What matters is that you get the oppurtunity to serve it.
Who cares if it's hot or cold?
-- John Irving
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I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say "it was god's will" when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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NICKY:Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN:Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY:"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That IS German!
Avenue Q song: Schadenfreude
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http://stavaros-the-arcane.deviantart.com/

"There's no such thing as trolls, they don't exist."
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"Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?"

Metalocalypse

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton

I like the TV for it gives me quotes XD

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

That is a very good quote. and now Warhammer 40k quotes

"What in the seven hells of Chaos are you waiting for? Personal orders from the Emperor himself? When I say take that damned hill, I mean take that damned hill, not damn well stand around and stare at it! I don't care if there are fifty L'Huraxi up there. I don't care if there are fifty thousand L'Huraxi up there! Our orders are to take that hill and I'm going to damn well take that hill even if it means I have to kill every last one of those purple skinned giants myself!"

- Colonel Straken at the Battle of Moden's Ridge, Yaquit 27 campaign

"There is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods." Chaos quote

Stikkbommaz are special among Ork society for one reason - they know that when you pull the pin out of a stikkbomb, you throw the bomb and not the pin!

Blood for the Blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!-chaos battle cry to khorne

"I can not be in hell Brother Sigard for you are too ugly to be allow beyond its gates." Ragnar Blackmane of the Space Wolves.
* Why not arm the bastards and have them win us a few bloody worlds between the verses?!
o Leman Russ on Remembrancers

* KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!
Kharn the Betrayer

* Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die so it don't count as defeat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always cum back for anuvver go, see!
o Ork view of warfare

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

* From Culture vs. Kultur: Thoughts on Orkish Society by Uthan the Perverse, a controversial Eldar philosopher

Purple skinned giants... Kinky.
*shot* XDD
I love the orc view of warfare.

I heard the quote on criminal minds tonight and I went " O_O This is love "

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

LFG quotes

"We should kill all the survivors...and take their shoes" Richard the warlock

*Richard punches out a shark*
the Phares: Was that necessary?
Richard: Yes

*said shark lands on Cale* Richard: "Has anyone seen my Fishy?"

Richard about to deliver terrible vengence against his former familiar, Hctib Elttil, after regaining his awesome power: "The mistake was making me cute.
Benny: Awfully cute.

Little kid to Richard: You have a lot of titles.
Richard: You earn them based on kills.

LOL "little bitch"
XD I giggled.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

there were actually a few quotes about that. Richard named him, he wanted the name to "define what his role in our partnership would be".

In one chapter where Hctib is leading an army of demons (and duped elementals) this quote occurs

The Phares: Is your master aware of the significance of his name?
Demon henchman: No one's had the heart to tell him.

See it here. http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/103

XD lol, that's grand

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)