Funny AIM Convos

*giggle fit*

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

06/12[12:48:21:AM] WildefyreDragon: something i think will amuse you:
06/12[12:48:45:AM] WildefyreDragon: (i don't think i've shown this to you yet....but i might have, in all honesty.)
06/12[12:48:55:AM] WildefyreDragon: A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow, addressed to "Dad."

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
06/12[12:49:40:AM] WildefyreDragon:

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact that she is much older than I am.
06/12[12:49:53:AM] WildefyreDragon:

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing our own and trading it with the other people that live nearby, for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we ask that you pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
06/12[12:49:56:AM] WildefyreDragon:

Don't worry, Dad. I' m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving son,
John
06/12[12:50:04:AM] WildefyreDragon: PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home!
06/12[12:50:44:AM] Bedlam Waltz: LOL
06/12[12:50:55:AM] Bedlam Waltz: OH GOD I LOVE IT!
06/12[12:50:59:AM] WildefyreDragon: i do too!!!
06/12[12:51:08:AM] WildefyreDragon: XD i couldn't stop laughing for, like, ten minutes when i read it.
06/12[12:51:13:AM] WildefyreDragon: and i sent it to everyone i know who has kids....
06/12[12:52:28:AM] Bedlam Waltz: XD

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

06/12[08:24:10:PM] Just498: son what ya up to
06/12[08:24:43:PM] Bedlam Waltz: D: I ain't yo son
06/12[08:24:46:PM] Just498: so*

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06/13[03:52:29:AM] WildefyreDragon: ....wow.
06/13[03:52:34:AM] WildefyreDragon: i've been talking to you for an hour.
06/13[03:52:37:AM] WildefyreDragon: i'm not tired anymore.
06/13[03:52:43:AM] WildefyreDragon: where did the time go....?
06/13[03:53:43:AM] Bedlam Waltz: Santa ate it
06/13[03:54:06:AM] WildefyreDragon: ....damn.
06/13[03:54:09:AM] WildefyreDragon: santa's hungry.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

06/19[09:40:17:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I r FREEZING
06/19[09:40:40:PM] Bedlam Waltz: our air condition has it COLDER somehow
06/19[09:41:15:PM] Bedlam Waltz: D: And it's coming back on!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?
06/19[09:41:30:PM] Bedlam Waltz: It's programed to shut off when it hits 69 degrees
06/19[09:41:56:PM] silversky1415: happy happy! *bounces*
06/19[09:42:09:PM] Bedlam Waltz: 69?
*dirty mind*
06/19[09:42:21:PM] silversky1415: lol
06/19[09:42:33:PM] Bedlam Waltz: Dear god, I'm as bad as a boy!
Present party excluded from above generalization.
06/19[09:42:46:PM] WildefyreDragon: .........
06/19[09:42:51:PM] WildefyreDragon: *doesn't get it*
06/19[09:42:53:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I meant Eric
06/19[09:43:02:PM] WildefyreDragon: i know. i meant the 69.
06/19[09:43:03:PM] Bedlam Waltz: He's a good guy
06/19[09:43:06:PM] Bedlam Waltz: ..................
06/19[09:43:10:PM] WildefyreDragon: .............
06/19[09:43:12:PM] WildefyreDragon: leave me alone
06/19[09:43:21:PM] Bedlam Waltz: *laughs uncontrollably in a corner*
06/19[09:43:23:PM] WildefyreDragon: i'm still naive enough to think people are nice.
06/19[09:43:27:PM] WildefyreDragon: XD
06/19[09:43:33:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I love you. I love you so much my taffy cat!
06/19[09:43:37:PM] WildefyreDragon: lol good.
06/19[09:43:52:PM] WildefyreDragon: that's why you get to laugh at me.
06/19[09:43:56:PM] WildefyreDragon: anyone else would be dead by now.
06/19[09:44:00:PM] WildefyreDragon: well....excluding one or two people.
06/19[09:44:13:PM] WildefyreDragon: but seriously, you'll have to explain the reference sometime.
06/19[09:44:25:PM] WildefyreDragon: XD i'm rather proud of being the uncorrupted one....one of us has to be.
06/19[09:44:33:PM] Bedlam Waltz: think of the 0 shapes of the 6 and 9 as heads, and the tails as... man and lady parts. Or man and man parts, or lady and lady parts.
06/19[09:44:45:PM] WildefyreDragon: ........................
06/19[09:44:47:PM] WildefyreDragon: oh dear god.
06/19[09:44:57:PM] Bedlam Waltz: You're so cute~♥
06/19[09:44:58:PM] WildefyreDragon: HOW can you read something like THAT into....into a NUMBER?!
06/19[09:45:13:PM] Bedlam Waltz: Ask whoever saw it first
06/19[09:45:20:PM] WildefyreDragon: ...*sigh*
06/19[09:45:24:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I was corrupted, just as you have been.
06/19[09:45:25:PM] WildefyreDragon: camelot is truly dead.
06/19[09:45:29:PM] WildefyreDragon: XD
06/19[09:45:31:PM] WildefyreDragon: touche.
06/19[09:45:44:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I have passed the torch.
06/19[09:45:51:PM] WildefyreDragon: ....stupid chat doesn't allow accent marks. it totally screws with my french.
06/19[09:45:56:PM] WildefyreDragon: lol good to hear...
06/19[09:46:02:PM] WildefyreDragon: *tries to cling to her sanity and fails miserably*
06/19[09:46:23:PM] Bedlam Waltz: Now, go out young caryn! Go and spread the corruption of young, innocent minds, and always remember, I created you as you are now.
06/19[09:46:41:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I reccomend your own tv show.
06/19[09:46:44:PM] WildefyreDragon: XD i'll be sure to mention that to brandon.
06/19[09:46:47:PM] WildefyreDragon: he's been trying for years.
06/19[09:46:52:PM] WildefyreDragon: he's gonna be jealous.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

bldredridinghood (12:53:33 AM): XD, you know, I don't think I listened to ANY metal today.
bldredridinghood (12:54:42 AM): fucking Disney
Bedlam Waltz (12:56:19 AM): XDDDD
bldredridinghood (1:02:43 AM): well, before i rot my metal-loving brain too much more with that kiddie shit (which i secretly love, XD)
bldredridinghood (1:02:46 AM): im going to bed
Bedlam Waltz (1:03:21 AM): lolol
Bedlam Waltz (1:03:25 AM): sleep well, dream well
bldredridinghood (1:03:46 AM): im gonna have fucking dreams about this shit, man. i swear to god, im going to fall asleep and become a lion or a fucking merman or something.
Bedlam Waltz (1:03:56 AM): LOL

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." - Friedrich Nietzsche

06/30[05:57:31:PM] ライチャナ-->http://www.relorean.com/ ~*~ロン~*~ TWEWY is pretty fun so far: (um... does this make any sense
uuhmmm...yes..good draw,but is on white thems o_O,do you draw a palace, is a good idea not XD ?
it was a comment i got)
06/30[05:57:57:PM] Kat Reverie: Gymnopedie on guitar~♥: (what pic?)
06/30[05:58:02:PM] ライチャナ-->http://www.relorean.com/ ~*~ロン~*~ TWEWY is pretty fun so far: (my last one)
06/30[05:58:42:PM] Kat Reverie: Gymnopedie on guitar~♥: (I think they're trying to say "The drawing is good, but it needs a back ground. A palace would look good, right?" )
06/30[05:58:56:PM] ライチャナ-->http://www.relorean.com/ ~*~ロン~*~ TWEWY is pretty fun so far: i think so but... blah lol
06/30[05:59:01:PM] Kat Reverie: Gymnopedie on guitar~♥: (Oh god, I'm able to translate babble fish.)
06/30[05:59:14:PM] ライチャナ-->http://www.relorean.com/ ~*~ロン~*~ TWEWY is pretty fun so far: LOL

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

Discussing our 4th of July's:

WildefyreDragon (11:39:15 PM): i had a freaking blast last night, and i was stone cold sober.
WildefyreDragon (11:39:19 PM): i'm in serious pain today, though....
bldredridinghood (11:39:35 PM): i had a freaking blast last night, and i was absolutely smashed
bldredridinghood (11:39:38 PM): and I'm in no pain
bldredridinghood (11:39:41 PM): Fate's a funny thing, huh?

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back." - Friedrich Nietzsche

07/09[01:49:20:AM] Bedlam Waltz: If you get funny messages its cause I have a kitten playing on the keyboard.
07/09[01:49:34:AM] WildefyreDragon: lol not a problem.
07/09[01:49:37:AM] WildefyreDragon: XD i love george lopez.
07/09[01:49:45:AM] Bedlam Waltz: lol
07/09[01:50:25:AM] Bedlam Waltz: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07/09[01:50:38:AM] WildefyreDragon: *waves* HI, CAT!!!!
07/09[01:50:47:AM] Bedlam Waltz: Lol
07/09[01:50:49:AM] WildefyreDragon: ...er...KITTEN!!!
07/09[01:50:51:AM] WildefyreDragon: :D
07/09[01:51:54:AM] Bedlam Waltz: 02222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222220 p[u0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
07/09[01:52:28:AM] WildefyreDragon: .....00000230957777777777.........,
07/09[01:52:38:AM] WildefyreDragon: see? i can do it too.
07/09[01:52:46:AM] WildefyreDragon: *sticks tongue out at kitten*
07/09[01:52:48:AM] Bedlam Waltz: lol, he leaps at the screen xDDD
07/09[01:52:54:AM] WildefyreDragon: KITTY LIKES ME!
07/09[01:52:55:AM] WildefyreDragon: :D
07/09[01:52:57:AM] Bedlam Waltz: he he XD
07/09[01:53:58:AM] Bedlam Waltz: uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttp000000000000000000000000000000000l
07/09[01:54:50:AM] Bedlam Waltz: """"""""""""""||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||\\\\\\\\\\\\\\kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
07/09[01:55:00:AM] WildefyreDragon: ....kitty supports the KKK?
07/09[01:55:04:AM] WildefyreDragon: ....kitty supports it a LOT.
07/09[01:55:11:AM] Bedlam Waltz: XD Any other feline I'd be yelling at to stay off the comp
07/09[01:55:16:AM] WildefyreDragon: lol but it's cute, right?
07/09[01:55:20:AM] Bedlam Waltz: Yes!
07/09[01:55:25:AM] WildefyreDragon: lol
07/09[01:55:27:AM] WildefyreDragon: it's all good.
07/09[01:56:01:AM] Bedlam Waltz: he thinks my tablet pen is a play thing
07/09[01:56:14:AM] WildefyreDragon: i love kittens.
07/09[01:56:35:AM] Bedlam Waltz: me too~!

(Edit: The cat was jumping around while I was making it less stretchy. XDDDD Soz, yeah, a FEW extra chars in there.)

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

08/23[01:01:06:AM] Bedlam Waltz: OMG OMG OMG
08/23[01:01:18:AM] Bedlam Waltz: I JUST FOUND A FORTUNE COOKIE BEHIND MY COMPUTER SCREEN!
08/23[01:01:26:AM] Bedlam Waltz: THIS IS FUCKING WIN!
08/23[01:01:26:AM] izzyv6point9: LOL
08/23[01:02:27:AM] izzyv6point9: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ed/Chris_in_disguise.png
08/23[01:03:32:AM] Bedlam Waltz: this thing must be fucking anchient.
08/23[01:03:42:AM] Bedlam Waltz: Tastes like freaking dust
08/23[01:03:47:AM] Bedlam Waltz: yuck.
08/23[01:03:56:AM] Bedlam Waltz: I need some water... and possibly to vomit.
08/23[01:04:11:AM] izzyv6point9: was that fucking loss then?
08/23[01:16:34:AM] Bedlam Waltz: back
08/23[01:16:42:AM] Bedlam Waltz: That fortune cookie....
08/23[01:16:43:AM] Bedlam Waltz: Yuck
08/23[01:16:54:AM] izzyv6point9: That fucking cookie...
08/23[01:17:05:AM] Bedlam Waltz: Let's kill it's familiy.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

08/30[01:33:45:PM] izzyv6point9: poke
08/30[01:34:11:PM] Bedlam Waltz: still doing house cleaning
08/30[01:34:43:PM] izzyv6point9: ...

THAT'S IT I'M COMIN' OVAR!! DIGIPORT OPEN!
08/30[01:38:16:PM] Bedlam Waltz: Good. you can help with the housework.
08/30[01:38:35:PM] izzyv6point9: ...
08/30[01:38:47:PM] izzyv6point9: nevermind
08/30[01:38:55:PM] Bedlam Waltz: I thought so.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

09/01[04:12:45:PM] ライチャナ-->http://www.relorean.com/: *hopes you get back soon*
09/01[04:12:53:PM] Kat Reverie: Danse Macabre by Sain-Saens~♫: back
09/01[04:13:00:PM] ライチャナ-->http://www.relorean.com/: . . . welcome back lol
09/01[04:13:25:PM] Kat Reverie: Danse Macabre by Sain-Saens~♫: O_O TIMING. YOU HAS IT.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

09/05[12:29:27:AM] Bedlam Waltz: HOLY SHIT
09/05[12:29:33:AM] izzyv6point9: ?
09/05[12:29:50:AM] Bedlam Waltz: I've talked to five males today and only two females.
You know what this means, right?
09/05[12:29:59:AM] izzyv6point9: ?
09/05[12:30:32:AM] Bedlam Waltz: There's an entirely disproportionate number of friends I have who have penises versus those with vaginas!
09/05[12:30:39:AM] izzyv6point9: LOL
09/05[12:31:16:AM] Bedlam Waltz: This has been an insight into the brain of Kat. Thank you and enjoy your mental scarring!

No, I have no idea why that popped into my head, but I hope you get a chuckle out of it.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

Well I certainly did.

frozenninja says (1:10 PM):
I love you.
frozenninja says (1:11 PM):
I say to you what I said to Lyssie when she said she'd get me a Japanese PS2 and KH2 Final Mix. If you were a guy I'd totally sleep with you.
Kat Reverie: Nyan~ says (1:11 PM):
I know :3
*ever modest...?*
XD I love you too, he he
LOL
That last sentance has me laughing so hard I'm crying.

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)

09/25[11:23:55:PM] Just498: its almost 10:30
09/25[11:24:16:PM] Bedlam Waltz: its an hour ahead here
09/25[11:24:47:PM] Just498: that can only mean one thing
09/25[11:24:52:PM] Just498: youre from the future
09/25[11:25:26:PM] Bedlam Waltz: Yes. Yes, I am.
09/25[11:26:10:PM] Just498: tell me o future one wil i concer the world in the next hour
09/25[11:27:58:PM] Bedlam Waltz: In one hour, it will be 11:27
09/25[11:29:07:PM] Just498: well i don't need a futre person to tell me that alls i would need is a clock
09/25[11:30:06:PM] Bedlam Waltz: The furture's not all it's cracked up to be.
09/25[11:30:32:PM] Just498: i wann to know if the fury of my dog armies will strech across the globe sucreing my right ful place as empor jones
09/25[11:30:47:PM] Just498: and if i cahanged spelling to suit me
09/25[11:31:23:PM] Bedlam Waltz: No. You just stayed home and talked to me on the internet, possibly went to bed or got food, but I've got a bad memory. it happens when you're from the future, you know.
09/25[11:31:52:PM] Just498: awww
09/25[11:32:07:PM] Just498: i though for sure there would be fury and dog armies
09/25[11:32:36:PM] Bedlam Waltz: Nope. Sorry. If it makes you feel any better there was a failed assasination on the dog overloard.
09/25[11:32:41:PM] Bedlam Waltz: overlord*

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"i have killed many in my life."
Justin.
(Quote taken out of context)